I was a young FBI agent in a strange town and I hadn't taken my gun with me. Subscribe to read this story ad-free Get unlimited access to ad-free articles and exclusive content. I wasn't familiar with ...

"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom." —Groucho Marx "A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting." —Helen Rowland. A runaway ...